2005-02-01 - A poet who didn't realize it
2004-10-29 - Oogedy Boogedy. Look who here...
2004-05-06 - Online diaries are boring...
2004-01-13 - All I need in this life of sin...
2003-11-12 - Paris Hilton has sex. A nation downloads.
2003-11-04 - Please join me in my noble mission.
2003-10-08 - He's like a mime...Only he's really stuck in a box.
2003-09-22 - Screw Raymond...Errbody Loves Leitina!
2003-09-17 - Old and Olderer...
2003-09-08 - Her wedding don't cost a thing...'cept 45 million dollars...
2003-08-07 - "Question. Tell me what you think about me"...not a question...
2003-07-30 - Good Leitina Hunting-Aguilera-Spears
2003-07-25 - What about Marlon? Oooh, he fine...
2003-07-14 - Travel Size? Oughta just call this shit SMALL!
2003-07-09 - Somethin' old, somethin' new...Nah...just somethin' blue...
2003-07-02 - The air taste like candy...s'nice...
2003-06-25 - Kah-Lo-May know the Bill of Rights and long division...
2003-06-18 - Look like I'm chewin' Cookie Monster's fingers...Mmmmm...
2003-06-11 - They got that Amnesty International for kitchen supplies?
2003-06-04 - Your dog might play tennis, but mine licks his balls...
2003-06-01 - We interrupt this regularly scheduled entry for...
2003-05-22 - My pudendum has a second name...it's A.I.K.E.N.
2003-05-14 - Look who "brought me to life"...
2002-09-11 - Where my flag at??
2002-08-19 - Steve Irwin…KIDNAPPED!
2002-08-06 - Honest Abe...You a Bitch!
2002-07-30 - You want white or wheat?
2002-07-22 - Oh simmer down, they ain’t goin’ nowhere…
2002-07-14 - I Can’t Find My Keys Neither…
2002-07-07 - Here come the "Ho in Black"...
2002-07-02 - She probably gonna start on poor Elmo next!
2002-06-26 - Lil Bow Wow left a not-so-lil doo doo on my couch...
2002-06-20 - I think someone farted on my Coke...
2002-06-14 - Breath Saver? I'll pass...thanks...
2002-06-06 - Good Morning Angels...Good Morning Leitina...
2002-05-30 - Who Am I? WHO ARE YOU??!? fool.